Sally, gaining weight of late, decided to make a stew,
determined to omit calories as dieting people do.
First she chopped some zilch and tossed it in the pot,
added an ounce of nada she knew would hit the spot.
Now a dash of zero, now half a stick of naught,
then fresh homemade nix, not the store bought.
Sally’s just loaded with secret little tricks,
to add a bit of flavor to her special no cal mix.
“Don’t forget nothing”, chimed her ragdoll cat.
Sally just ignored him, knowing cats can’t chat.
Her mental state has never been so grim
as to think a cat can talk, even on a whim.
“Don’t forget nothing”, the cat mewed a second time.
This time it floored her, stopped her on a dime.
Though it was far beyond comprehension,
she was now proud of cat’s unique dimension.
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